2006-11-27 - Sn0wpocalypse 2006!
- It's like The Office, but Non-UK, not Funny, & minus Jim.
Dec 2005/Jan 2006 - The 25% Employment Chronicles - Dec '05/Jan '06
December 2005 - The 25% Employment Chronicles - December '05
November 2005 - The 25% Employment Chronicles - November '05.
Written 2005-11-13 - Hot Sausage & Mustard.
2005-11-04 - Painless, Verging on Pleasant.
2005-11-03 - Meh.
2005-10-25 - This is Just Getting Stupid.
2005-10-25 - This Entire Year Sucks Sad Eggs.
2005-10-11 - The Sentimental Favorite.
2005-10-11 - Undignified Proposal.
2005-09-23 - I Like What You've Done with the Compound...
2005-09-08 - \"Who's Bothering You Now, Jeannie?\"
2005-09-07 - Our Presid3nt's Like a Drunken Dad in a La-Z-Boy.
2005-08-30 - No Sale.
2005-08-29 - Calling in the Reinforcement.
2005-08-23 - Hatey Hatey Hatey McHateCakes.
2005-08-20 - Sorting.
2005-08-17 - The Trouble with Dad.
2005-08-10 - Day II (Still Sunny).
2005-08-10 - A Day in the Sun.
2005-07-28 - Girls' Night is Still Gay.
2005-07-18 - Calm.
2005-07-01 - The Second Half.
2005-07-01 - The First Half of One June Day.
2005-06-21 - If I'm Not Careful, I'm Gonna Get Old.
2005-06-21 - Moving Viv.
2005-05-10 - Of Mice & Dad.
2005-05-07 - The Wedding's the Thing.
2005-04-13 - Note to Self.
2005-04-12 - Getting It Out of My System.
2005-04-11 - I Have a Lot of Nerve Feeling this Bad when I Don't Exist.
2005-03-08 - They're Called Hips, Mama, & Everyone Has Them.
2005-02-15 - A Walk.
2005-01-22 - Confirmed.
2005-01-11 - Dulled.
2005-01-04 - Nothing Changes on New Year's Day.
2004-12-29 - She's Going.
2004-12-28 - In Which I am Sad & Wear a Crazed Hat, i.e. Business as Usual.
2004-12-11 - Crushed Ahead of Schedule.
2004-11-30 - Hops are a Miracle Cure!
2004-11-23 - Stronger Than I Like to Think.
2004-10-28 - It's Just That...Dick Che.ney Makes Me So Angry, Baby.
2004-10-19 - The Folks.
Written 2004-09-03 @ 7:00pm; Posted 2004-09-23 - Temek & the Fabulous Bathroom.
2004-08-17 - \"And Why Not? Many Fine Books Have Been Written in Prison.\"
2004-07-06 - Just a Victim of a Bad Reputation...
2004-07-06 - The Tour.
2004-06-30 - Apartment Shopping is Not My New Favorite Thing.
2004-06-15 - Bankers Think I'm Weird.
2004-06-08 - I Will Hunch Over It Like the Phantom of the Opera...Alone!
2004-05-31 - \"Never less alone than when alone.\" --Samuel Rogers
2004-05-29 - Full Tilt Boogie.
2004-04-30 - Twenty-Five Hundred.
2004-03-24 - Twiddle.
2004-03-12 - All This & No Fucking Scissors.
2004-02-27 - Where Was My Mind?
2004-01-31 - Take My Clothes & Bring Me a Quill.
2004-01-16 - Something Curmudgeonly This Way Comes.
2004-01-13 - Maybe We Should've Called the Police; I Dunno...It was Late.
2004-01-06 - Letter to Lisa.
2003-12-25 - Writers' Block.
2003-11-11 - Dancing King.
2003-10-22 - BMan 03: Wednesday Part II: Featuring Special Mardi Gras Pannies.
2003-10-17 - BMan 03: Wednesday, Part I. Not Much.
2003-09-29 - BMan '03: Tuesday, All 5,000 Words of It.
2003-09-25 - BMan '03: Monday Part II.
2003-09-15 - Bman '03: Monday Part I.
2003-09-15 - BMan '03: Sunday Drivers.
2003-09-15 - BMan '03: In Which Temek Kindly Arrives to Fetch My Tardy Ass.
2003-09-04 - SO Sleepy.
2003-08-19 - Paranoia Vs. Life in a Closed-Cage Match.
2003-08-02 - Sick as Dog; Yet Failing to Grasp the Gravity at All.
2003-07-30 - Coda.
Written 2003-07-25 - Out of Sorts.
2003-07-16 - Between Shampoos.
2003-07-01 - Telegram!
2003-06-24 - Lessons.
2003-06-23 - *Pop*
2003-06-18 - The 29th.
2003-06-12 - Poking Through the Fourth Wall.
2003-05-30 - A Letter.
2003-05-23 - I Worry Too Much.
2003-05-23 - Tidings of Great Chlorine.
2003-05-14 - Pissy; Relieved: Local Girl Describes Cool Yet Terrifying Ordeal.
2003-05-05 - Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rescue Tube.
2003-05-05 - The First of Many Disgusting Remembrances.
2003-04-01 - I Am Ashamed to Have Worried So Much.
2003-04-01 - Turn-ons: New Job Opportunities, New Hats. Turn-Offs: Cults, Bussing to Nevada.
2003-03-22 - Spurious Data.
2003-03-22 - A Lot of Useless Personal Blathering About My Deceptive Thighs.
2003-03-18 - Somewhere, David Hasselhoff is Smiling through the Pain.
2003-03-18 - Spare Vitriol.
2003-03-11 - I Got Bored Waiting for My Future to Begin.
2003-03-07 - Perfect. And...Now What?
2003-02-20 - Cultural Anthropology for One.
2003-02-07 - Why, YES.
2003-01-17 - Used to Have a Little, Now I Have...a Little.
2003-01-04 - The Green Year.
2002-12-20 - Talking to Strangers.
2002-12-13 - Exorcism.
2002-12-07 - 40% Off.
2002-12-03 - Physical Therapy.
2002-11-27 - Excitement.
2002-11-25 - \"Silly Prat\" was Mine, Too.
2002-11-21 - Chicks and Fish and Rocks Better Scurry.
2002-11-15 - Vex & Lucia.
2002-11-08 - Trifles.
2002-11-02 - Exhaustive Snorkelling Coverage.
2002-11-02 - And After.
2002-11-02 - Before Breakfast.
2002-10-23 - Snorkelling at Olowalu.
2002-10-21 - At Peace Among the Parrots.
2002-10-09 - Halfway to Haleakala.
2002-10-05 - A Second Bit of It.
2002-10-05 - The Initial Chunk o' Maui.
2002-09-27 - For the Moment.
Written 2002-08-04 - A San Diego Sunday.
Written 2002-08-03 - A San Diego Saturday.
Written 2002-08-02 - A San Diego Friday.
Written 2002-08-01 - A Slow Start.
Written 2002-07-31 - Touched Down, in the Land of the Delta Blondes.
2002-08-12 - The Reunion.
2002-07-26 - I'd Like to Thank the Academy.
2002-07-16 - What a Long, Strange Trip it's Been.
2002-06-19 - I Hadn't Actually Been Drinking.
2002-06-13 - A Little Better.
2002-06-12 - On the Other Hand, It is a Lovely Day Outside.
2002-06-02 - It Makes \"Spring\"-Cleaning Go Faster.
2002-06-01 - I'll Name This Entry Later, I'm Late for a Wedding.
2002-05-23 - O' Cateen.
2002-05-10 - I Could Just Scream.
2002-05-05 - So, We Meet Again.
2002-05-04 - Step Back, Chump, Or I'll Squash You with my Ennui.
2002-05-03 - \"We salute and applaud your life.\"
2002-04-19 - Let's Pretend the Medical Examiner Doesn't Exist.
2002-04-17 - Death & Taxes.
2002-04-06 - ...You've. Got. Mail.
2002-04-05 - Dear Elizabeth. Attention: Elizabeth. Elizabeth: hello. Hi. Hi There.
2002-03-31 - A Long Story Short.
2002-03-25 - You're Money, Baby.
2002-03-06 - I Never Used to Fight @ All, So This is Actually Good.
2002-03-01 - A Garlicky Whine Best Served w/ Soup.
2002-02-19 - Recalibration.
2002-01-25 - Take that BACK.
2002-01-24 - Laundry.
2002-01-24 - Laundry List.
2002-01-16 - Cut-FINGER...She's the girl, the girl with the Jobless Touch...
2002-01-12 - Two Weeks.
2002-01-03 - In The Kingdom of the Blind.
2001-12-31 - Christmas Day.
2001-12-29 - Christmas Eve.
2001-12-24 - Blue Monday.
Written 2001-12-07 - I'm Technically a Lucky Bastard.
2001-12-07 - Wrath, Venom, Anger, Ire.
2001-12-05 - The Lengths We'll Go to For Free Cake.
2001-11-24 - Just Don't Kiss Her.
2001-11-07 - My Life with the Thrill Kill Co.
2001-11-02 - The Diet Coke of Evil.
2001-10-23 - Ask, & 13 Months Later, Ye Shall Receive.
2001-10-22 - Pillow Talk.
2001-10-20 - In Which I React Stiffly & Badly to National Crisis.
2001-10-19 - The Great Satan is a Hottie.
Written 2001-09-04 - Riding the Short Bus.
Written 2001-09-03 - Exit Stage West.
Written 2001-09-03 - Day 8.
Written 2001-09-02 - Day 7, @ the Mausoleum.
Written 2001-09-02 - Day 7, a Little Later.
Written 2001-09-02 - Day 7, Early.
Written 2001-09-01 - Day 6 Part II.
Written 2001-09-01 - Day 6 of my Increasingly Far-Away & Irrelevant, Yet Pleasant Vacation.
Written 2001-08-31 - Day 5 of my Vacation, La-Di-Frickin'-Da.
Written 2001-08-30 - Day 4 of my Vacation. Just Day 4.
Written 2001-08-29 - Day 3 of my Vacation, Before the Days of Threats Made at Local Mosques.
Written 2001-08-28 - Day 2 of my Vacation, Before Life Got Weird in the Bad Way.
2001-09-15 - \"O' beautiful, for spacious skies/But now those skies are threatening/They're beating plowshares into swords/For this tired old man that we elected King.\"
2001-09-12 - Vaya Con Dios.
2001-09-10 - In Fair Nevada, Where We Lay Our Scene.
Written 2001-08-25/26 in leopard-print diary - Fear & Loathing on Highway 82.
2001-09-06 - In Which Vex & Keelie Flee into the Desert.
2001-08-25 through 2001-09-04 - Camping 2.0
2001-08-23 - \"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.\" -- Woody Allen.
2001-08-23 - \"Oh, help,\" said Pooh.
2001-08-23 - You Can Be Desensitized to Flying Limbs, But the Idea of Loss is Always the Same.
2001-08-20 - Not At All Literary.
2001-08-15 - In Which I Mouth Off @ the Doctor's Office.
2001-08-14 - It's Friday, I'm in Deep Abiding Like.
2001-08-13 - Non Compos Mentis.
2001-08-10 - The Proust Effect.
2001-08-09 - Sleepy Rumination on Imminent Tomfoolery.
2001-08-02 - The Shortest Distance Between Two Dorks.
2001-08-01 - Am I On Candid Camera?
2001-07-23 - \"Oh, to be in England/Now that April's there.\"
2001-07-20 - Does My Infatuation Look Fat in These Pants?
2001-07-19 - W00d U Like 2 Cyb3r?
2001-07-15 - Get Thee Behind Me, Casper, Or: I Should Be So Lucky.
2001-07-13 - I'll Bet Those Bastards Ate Tuna Helper.
2001-07-09 - Riding the Brakes.
2001-07-06 - God Bless America.
2001-06-28 - Skirt-Chasing.
2001-06-26 - Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen.
Scribbled on a # of Post-Its 06/17/01 @ 3am, Posted 06/22/01 @ - Incongruous Happenings to Duran Duran's \"Come Undone.\"
Written last night, posted 2001-06-13 - Not Quite Ready for Prime Time.
2001-06-07 - I've Got Me Snifflin' Nose in a Wee, Fair Book.
Written 2001-06-02 @ 12:45am, Posted 2001-06-04 - Confessions of a Procrastinatrix.
2001-05-29 - Welcome to the World, Baby Girl.
2001-05-22 - Short & Untidy.
2001-05-15 - Non-stop Weeping Action & Kung Fu Grip.
Posted 2001-05-15 10:06 p.m., Written 2001-05-13. - It'll All End In Tears
Posted 2001-05-15, Written 2001-05-13 - Weekend, Part DEUX
Posted 2001-05-15; Written 2001-05-12 - Weekend, Part I
2001-05-15 - A Catalyst.
2001-05-05 - Ok, So Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar...
2001-05-04 - Damn Your Eyes, Inbox!
2001-04-30 - Itinerant Inventory
2002-04-27 - What I Did Before My Spring Vacation.
2002-04-23 - If I Can Make It Here, I'll Make It Anywhere.
2001-04-12 - What Would You Give For Your Kid Fears?
2001-04-04 - Vacation, All I Ever Wanted...
2001-03-23 - Beware the Groooove.
2001-03-16 - Altogether Ooky
2001-03-07 - Burnt Offerings
2001-02-27 - To Be Announced
2001-02-23 - Memo to Maidenform: Pointy is \"Out\"
2001-02-18 - We Begin w/ the Sound of Crickets...
2001-02-10 - A Brief Moment of Clarity & Sadness During Wretched Hangover
2001-02-06 - Decidedly Lacking in Eloquence.
2001-01-31 - Rosebuds & Ticket-stubs
2001-01-25 - January
2001-01-16 - I DO Believe in Tinkerbell
2001-01-03 - A 10% Chance of Grope.
2001-01-02 - Clubbed to Death
2000-12-30 - Word Salad
2000-12-18 - Nothing Some Prescription Drugs Won't Handle
2000-12-15 - I've Not Much to Say For Myself
2000-12-05 - Woo-Hoo!
2000-11-27 - Doin' the Happy Dance...Doin' the Happy Dance...
2000-11-21 - Semi-Brave New World
2000-11-13 - The State of the Vex
2000-11-07 - Some sort of Rambling About Pumpkins & Pain
2000-10-30 - A Positive Moment Alone Among the Stacks.
2000-10-29 - I Have No Business Feeling Despair; or, What I Meant to Say Last Night Before the Kinko's Keyboard Defected on Me.
2000-10-17 - A Short Treatise on the Mood Enhancing Properties of a Wall Calendar
2000-10-16 - In Which Vex Complains of the Concept of 13, & Other Matters
2000-10-15 - Yeah, Baby! Sweet Relief.
2000-10-05 - I Ran A Mile in the Dark & Paid to Say:
2000-10-02 - Damn, & Whatnot
2000-09-26 - Nothing to Do w/ Romanza
2000-09-25 - Romance is Dead, & I've Been Taken Downtown for Questioning